Mr. Maruchan just bought a boat ‘cuza me.

Well its been a few days and there haven’t been any more scary google phrases.  Im still trying to figure out how the words they used pointed to my blog… it turned out my About page was my undoing, so I redid the wording a bit.  Hopefully that will prevent more anonymity scares – or, at least, prevent some.  Im sure I’ll freak out about it again.

How do ya’ll like the new template, by the way?  It’s a little brighter than I’d like, but awful cute.   Im really liking the tree.

Hm.  Vague.  Unidentifiable detail.  Hm.  I can do this.

Maybe one of you could explain to me why Ive been eating like a freak lately.  Im exhausted as all hell – due to the medicine change last week my sleep hasn’t been very regular.  I usually try to get eight hours a night (Im a bedbug doncha know) and this past week Ive been getting maybe four.  Im also, ahem, living in filth.  Except for a valiant attempt last week where I did a load of dishes, I haven’t cleaned the apartment in over two months.  I usually stay pretty clean, but there are articles for my thesis all the hell over the place.  In the kitchen, the living room, my laundry pile, the bedroom, and even, and gosh this is embarressing, the bathroom.  I was multitasking.


Im basically living in a forest of flattened, bleached, academically stamped trees.

Which leads me to my whole food situation.

Ive eaten nothing but ramen for the past week.  I love cup noodles with every inch of my salinated body.  There’s something amazing about pouring hot water into a disposable bowl, waiting, then eating 300 calories worth of carbohydrates and salt (and a few dehydrated corn bits, mm hm) and not having any dirty dishes to clean up.  Except the fork.  So I bought some plastic forks.  Done and done.

Hell, Im eating ramen right now.  Chicken.

This might be why Im gaining some weight back.  I think I need to figure out healthy food to eat thats crazy conveniant and doesn’t involve peanut butter.  And doesn’t use any dishes.  I figure since school has let out I’ll have this weekend to clean and work on some money making strategies, then go all out and buy me some apples.  Oo!  Or bananas!

That will be a wondrous day.   I’ll tell you about it, in vague unidentifiable detail, when it comes.


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